Why can’t dinosaurs speak?
They’re all dead.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
A string walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” So the string walks outside. He ties himself in a knot and frays his hair and then returns. The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, didn’t I just tell you, we don’t serve your kind here!” The string replies, “No sir, I’m a frayed knot.”
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s brown and sticky?